There has to be something like this out there for a government shutdown, right? Wait, it doesn’t work that way, does it?
Well the government is shut down, and it seems it’s quite the mess. To be quite honest, I hadn’t paid enough attention in the past to know that it has been shut down before, so this has been a bit fascinating to me. From what I’ve read, I guess it’s a good thing I’m not currently waiting on a passport, nor do I plan on visiting the Smithsonian any time soon. There are plenty more serious consequences to this of course, so let’s hope that switch gets flipped back up sooner rather than later
— Mike Allen
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