I‘ve always wondered how Grocery Drones would work, and now with Amazon’s purchase of Whole Foods, we’re one step closer to finding out.
I think Grocery Drones would need to be a bit more gentle with their deliveries, and in my imagination I see a need for giant robo-arms to pull off the necessary dexterous actions of handling eggs and making sure those tomatoes don’t bruise.
In any case, it seems this is another brick in the road to an entirely online shopping world. I’m still trying to figure out if I like that or not….
— Mike Allen
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