There’s a political joke in here, but forget about all that and let’s talk about OKC hamburgers.
I made a New Year’s resolution to exercise every day, which I have succeeded doing for the most part. The goal is to maintain a healthy lifestyle. In conflict with this, I also made a low-key resolution to eat and rank all OKC hamburgers. I don’t know if this is an achievable task, but I’m giving it a college try.
The difficulty doesn’t lie in consuming so many OKC hamburgers — I have that covered — it lies in ranking them. How do I do this? Is it straight-forward, like a 1-100 list? Perhaps I should make a “tier list” of different styles and price ranges? I may even need help from people that are good with spreadsheets, but I’m trying not to get too crazy with it.
Once I have this figured out, I will publish my findings on this serious journalism website. Perhaps my cholesterol levels will be included.
— Mike Allen
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