I heard Rumble may be driving a tank around the court next season for the OKC Thunder, firing t-shirts at the crowd among other things. But I’m not sure if it’s true. What is true is that the Thunder and general manager Sam Presti are in full “blow it up and start over” mode now that Russell Westbrook has been traded to the Houston Rockets, which is the last big trade in a series of them over the past two weeks.
The first era of the Thunder is officially over. As in ancient Greece, all of the murals and bathroom wallpapers (The Jones Assembly) around town will serve as reminders of the great empire we once had.
The question now is: What’s next? I don’t think Sam Presti is done making moves this off season, and I think the team’s roster will be further changed by the trade deadline mid-season. Do we, as fans, want the team to tank for a high lottery pick in next years draft? I feel like this rebuild is going to be as confusing and enlightening as those street painters that turn their canvases upside down, layer on a bunch of abstract brush strokes, only to turn it right side up at the end revealing a celebrity portrait. You think it’s kind of terrible at first, but everything turns out right in the end.
I guess we’ll find out how good of an artist Sam Presti really is.
Past Sundaze comics
It’s official: College costs an arm and a leg
Oklahoma humidity: Turn around, don’t drown … in the air
Happy Father’s Day! Now help him with housework
OKC ‘Sweatpant Bandit’ taking advantage of cool temps
Opioid trial could cause tears for Johnson & Johnson
Oklahoma’s Waterworld: Dangerous, deadly, destructive
Ransomware attackers unaware of OKCPS finances
Time for Boomer and Sooner to shotgun some beers
Measles breaks out as comeback story of the year
Rumble seeks Thunder solutions at bottom of a bottle
Easter bunny encouraging camouflage eggs
Things go off the rails at the Oklahoma Capitol
A flood of news from Norman
The Bradford Pear needs to tone it down
Spring is for the opportunities, not the birds
Snakes to green beer: St. Patrick’s Day makes no sense
‘Save the Egg,’ or else how will the aliens get home?
New Gun restaurant has great name, but not for reason you think
Influx of youth begs important OKC City Council debate
5 weeks later: How is your New Year’s resolution going?
Here we go again: Tom Brady in his ninth Super Bowl
21st century art opportunities for OKCPS students
Bacon takes the ’10-year challenge’
If Mike Stoops watched Bedlam…
False flag fears epitomize extreme views in America
Ironically, whooping cranes have view of OKC growth
Value of Walmart eye test debated with SQ 793
ABLE Commission preps for new alcohol laws, pandemonium
Toad in the hole: Mushroom has long week
OKC’s modern society is mural society
Uneasy riders: Critics blame Boren for … OU?
Football season is heating up in Oklahoma
Animal Crackers freed from cage, sent to belly
Bon Appetit flabbergasted by Nonesuch in OKC
QAnon: Your latest online political conspiracy theories
Election robocalls keep robot employment high
Oklahoma health care community clowning around
What was the Board of Health smoking?
Buffalo Wild Wings hacker missed delicious opportunity