It’s … DEMOCRAT KOMBAT!
OK, it’s not quite that exciting. In fact, the Democratic Party primary debates this past week were kind of boring. However, just like Republicans received from me in the last presidential election cycle, I’m giving the Dems their fighting-game treatment.
I went with a Mortal Kombat theme this time — Republicans got Street Fighter — because I can just see Joe Biden saying the famous line from the 1995 feature film: “Your soul is mine!”
No, I don’t actually want anyone to come to blows over the next year or so, but hey, we could use a little more excitement right? I’ll settle for the movie’s theme song played in and out of commercials from now on.
Past Sundaze comics
How to turn your Equifax settlement into a hangover
FaceApp recap: If you put it on the internet …
Sam Presti blows up the OKC Thunder as we know it
It’s official: College costs an arm and a leg
Oklahoma humidity: Turn around, don’t drown … in the air
Happy Father’s Day! Now help him with housework
OKC ‘Sweatpant Bandit’ taking advantage of cool temps
Opioid trial could cause tears for Johnson & Johnson
Oklahoma’s Waterworld: Dangerous, deadly, destructive
Ransomware attackers unaware of OKCPS finances
Time for Boomer and Sooner to shotgun some beers
Measles breaks out as comeback story of the year
Rumble seeks Thunder solutions at bottom of a bottle
Easter bunny encouraging camouflage eggs
Things go off the rails at the Oklahoma Capitol
A flood of news from Norman
The Bradford Pear needs to tone it down
Spring is for the opportunities, not the birds
Snakes to green beer: St. Patrick’s Day makes no sense
‘Save the Egg,’ or else how will the aliens get home?
New Gun restaurant has great name, but not for reason you think
Influx of youth begs important OKC City Council debate
5 weeks later: How is your New Year’s resolution going?
Here we go again: Tom Brady in his ninth Super Bowl
21st century art opportunities for OKCPS students
Bacon takes the ’10-year challenge’
If Mike Stoops watched Bedlam…
False flag fears epitomize extreme views in America
Ironically, whooping cranes have view of OKC growth
Value of Walmart eye test debated with SQ 793
ABLE Commission preps for new alcohol laws, pandemonium
Toad in the hole: Mushroom has long week
OKC’s modern society is mural society
Uneasy riders: Critics blame Boren for … OU?
Football season is heating up in Oklahoma
Animal Crackers freed from cage, sent to belly
Bon Appetit flabbergasted by Nonesuch in OKC
QAnon: Your latest online political conspiracy theories
Election robocalls keep robot employment high
Oklahoma health care community clowning around
What was the Board of Health smoking?
Buffalo Wild Wings hacker missed delicious opportunity