I‘ve started a paleo diet, which among other things means no more pizza for me. But I love it so!
How do I give it up, you ask? I don’t have an answer for that just yet, but I’ll let you know once my horrible addiction has been broken.?
— Mike Allen
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Bonus filthy limerick
by Jack Fowler
After Billy had thoroughly greased her,
He dove into his lady friend’s keister.
“Hallelujah,” said she
“They call that spot ‘G’
but now I’ll walk funny ’til Easter.”
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